January 2012
kinosexual:
u g h
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i literally cant remember last years new years.
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im sorry i never made you as happy as he does.
i fucked it up and now im going to pay the price forever, apparently.
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i am so not feeling it, mister krabs.
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i just want to cry my fucking eyes out all the...
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i wish my chest didnt get so tight when you text...
oneirogenic:
The best of friends.
how did i miss this omg
ifitmeansalot:
Lil Wayne - “I Feel Like Dying”
oncunt:
lordpayne:
this was like two years ago
but anyways so in this one part of my house there’s these three steps but omg they’re deadly
one time i was eating cereal and i slipped and fell and passed out and my cereal got everywhere. My sister said the last thing I yelled before I passed out was
“MY CEREAL!!!”
jfc why am i laughing so hard
hoshaway:
silly australians
it’s not really new years until it’s new years in AMERICA
I'm outrageously unhappy.
yugi-broto:
if i continue to screencap this episode, i will have enough footage to make my own duel monsters related hentai and casually retire on the funds i’ll make from it
In real life
when you meet someone a few years older than you: oh my god, you're so OLD i can't talk to you i'll embarrass myself oh dfhsfg
when you meet someone a few years younger than you: ew, no, get away from me, I'll break your brain with my knowledge.
online
when you meet someone a few years older than you: I DON'T EVEN CARE, LOOK WE LIKE THE SAME STUFF, YOU'RE SO AWESOME, I LOVE YOU, I'M GONNA TALK TO YOU ALL THE TIME.
when you meet someone a few years younger than you: d'awwwwww omg *squish squish* ilu you're so cute, here, read some porn.
People keep asking me what my New Year's wish is....
